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Squishable Baby Rhino (Mini)

Squishable Baby Rhino (Mini)

$31,000.00
Squishable Baby Rhino (Mini)
$31,000.00

The Story

Don't be sad little rhino! Just because you're going through life with the pointiest of nasal appendages doesn't mean you aren't a smooth dude! I mean, plastic surgeons do pretty well churning out noses that sharp! And hey, despite your handy hook, you're still pretty good at...hmm, boxing? Would a hook punch joke be much too literal? Probably, but too late, I made it anyway!

7 squishy inches of fun! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Squishable Baby Rhino (Mini) - Image 3

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

Don't be sad little rhino! Just because you're going through life with the pointiest of nasal appendages doesn't mean you aren't a smooth dude! I mean, plastic surgeons do pretty well churning out noses that sharp! And hey, despite your handy hook, you're still pretty good at...hmm, boxing? Would a hook punch joke be much too literal? Probably, but too late, I made it anyway!

7 squishy inches of fun! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!