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Squishable Rainbowcado (Alter Egos Series 1)

Squishable Rainbowcado (Alter Egos Series 1)

$20,000.00
Squishable Rainbowcado (Alter Egos Series 1)—
$20,000.00

The Story

Rainbows make everything better. A cupcake? How about a rainbow-colored cupcake! A small poodle? Let's try a rainbow-colored small poodle! Hazy memories of your childhood? Definitely better when they're rainbow-colored! Existential dread? If it's rainbow-colored, I'm de-dreading it! An avocado? I mean, for parallelism's sake, sure!

Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-Sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.

5(w) x 5(d) x 6.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!
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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Squishable Rainbowcado (Alter Egos Series 1) - Image 3

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

Rainbows make everything better. A cupcake? How about a rainbow-colored cupcake! A small poodle? Let's try a rainbow-colored small poodle! Hazy memories of your childhood? Definitely better when they're rainbow-colored! Existential dread? If it's rainbow-colored, I'm de-dreading it! An avocado? I mean, for parallelism's sake, sure!

Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-Sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.

5(w) x 5(d) x 6.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!